The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 17, 2010
September 16, 2010
September 18, 2010
Transcript:
Fang: So how'd your first 5-k run go? Eno: I was disqualified. Eno: During my run I zipped into an office depot to pick up a few office supplies. Fang: They disqualified your for leaving the race? Eno: No. For running with scissors.
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comicgos about 14 years ago
Eno never listened to his Mother about ANYTHING!
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
What was he going to use the scissors for?
gjsjr41 about 14 years ago
That’s what I’m trying to figure out.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
You confound me, Eno.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
But Mom, why would I run with scissors and how will that break my neck?
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
He was taking a short “cut”.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
If you poke your eye out with those things, don’t come see me!
landshark67 about 14 years ago
No, he needed them to cut the finish line.
worldisacomic about 14 years ago
His runners number sums it all up!
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
He wanted to use them as wind shears.