Tv: Instead of singing, I'd like to show you a picture of my son who desperately needs a new x-box. Tv: You're going to hollywood! Eno: I miss Simon Cowell.
And if I win I’ll give half to the guy who begs on the corner, half to my church, and half to my sister so she can buy new legs. Please don’t crush my dream……………..
Even my cats are too intelligent to watch TV. Now the dog, he’ll bark for hours at a cartoon of a cat framed on the wall.
This is the audience the promoters are looking for.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Eno’s got that right! Nothing like judges that can’t JUDGE!
Gesh!
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
And if I win I’ll give half to the guy who begs on the corner, half to my church, and half to my sister so she can buy new legs. Please don’t crush my dream……………..
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well there’s no accounting for taste. But I can’t possibly miss what I haven’t seen, And I haven’t missed a thing.
JudyCuddy over 13 years ago
When was that?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Even my cats are too intelligent to watch TV. Now the dog, he’ll bark for hours at a cartoon of a cat framed on the wall. This is the audience the promoters are looking for.
beenthere41 over 13 years ago
TV hasn’t been the same since William Bendix and “The Life of Riley”.
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Why is it that Riley’s wife always called him “Riley” instead of his first name?
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Change the channel…………………..