Fang: Hey. What'cha doing? Eno: Sitting in front of a mirror watching myself clip my toenails. Fang: There're no reality shows on tv tonight, huh? Eno: Nope.
I belong to BOMC2 and I have a bed side light. If I wasn’t as fat and lazy as most Americans, I’d walk to the library for free. Too bad there isn’t a remote for the book shelf.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Is that the definition of desperate?
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Now you see the nails on the floor, now you don;t.
chezvalentine Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Hey, it beats watching ‘Storage Wars’.
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
The logical continuation of “reality” TV.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I long for the day when reality TV will be no more.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I belong to BOMC2 and I have a bed side light. If I wasn’t as fat and lazy as most Americans, I’d walk to the library for free. Too bad there isn’t a remote for the book shelf.
khpage over 13 years ago
At this age all I need is a staff to cook and clean, and I would much prefer it if they kept their clothes on, thank you….
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
I guess at least he’s clipping his toenails.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
If he were clipping his nose hairs, it would be an all-night marathon.
LeStats over 13 years ago
Why doesn’t he hit on Mitzi next door!