Instead of the 1 egg on toast, can I get an 3 egg Denver omelet, side a bacon and a stack of gut plasters (heavy syrup).Oh and the bottomless pot of coffee?
I’m 100% with Eno on this one. I don’t eat eggs, yet breakfast menus everywhere are centered around the egg-based combo platter. Eggs and Bacon. Eggs and Pancakes. Eggs and Hash Browns. Eggs, Pancakes, and Bacon. Eggs, Pork Chop, and Hash Browns. If I order what I want as side dishes I end up paying twice as much, so I order the Eggs, Bacon, and Pancake plate, “hold the eggs.” Hold the eggs between your knees, for all I care. Sometimes I can get them to throw in an extra pancake or bacon slice in their place, but I feel like the spam-hating woman in the Python sketch. “Why not order the Eggs, Bacon, Toast and Eggs? That doesn’t have MUCH eggs.”I DON’T LIKE EGGS!
Eggie-weggs. I would like…to smash ’em!Damn all eggs.
comicgos over 13 years ago
I like the concept, not sure it will achieve the goal! LOL
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Instead of the 1 egg on toast, can I get an 3 egg Denver omelet, side a bacon and a stack of gut plasters (heavy syrup).Oh and the bottomless pot of coffee?
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Oh and Fang wants the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon Eggs and Spam…Hold the eggs
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
More bacon is a much better substitute than egg beaters. So is more pork sausage.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
What part of the country do the porkers eat all this bacon? Certainly not New England, but then we’ve always been known for being sensible.
montycantsin2 over 13 years ago
@LewreaderSeafood is high in cholesterol.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m 100% with Eno on this one. I don’t eat eggs, yet breakfast menus everywhere are centered around the egg-based combo platter. Eggs and Bacon. Eggs and Pancakes. Eggs and Hash Browns. Eggs, Pancakes, and Bacon. Eggs, Pork Chop, and Hash Browns. If I order what I want as side dishes I end up paying twice as much, so I order the Eggs, Bacon, and Pancake plate, “hold the eggs.” Hold the eggs between your knees, for all I care. Sometimes I can get them to throw in an extra pancake or bacon slice in their place, but I feel like the spam-hating woman in the Python sketch. “Why not order the Eggs, Bacon, Toast and Eggs? That doesn’t have MUCH eggs.”I DON’T LIKE EGGS!
Eggie-weggs. I would like…to smash ’em!Damn all eggs.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I love eggs. Unfortunately, high cholesterol loves me. I eat them sparingly. I can do without the pancakes though.