The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 20, 2012

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    comicgos  almost 13 years ago

    why change the batteries when you can change the remote – free from the cable company!

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Maybe Eno’s never heard what a battery is.

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Fang, ya think?

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    x_Tech  almost 13 years ago

    As I remember the early remotes were entirely mechanical (no batteries). When you clicked, and I do mean click, a tiny hammer would strike a metal bar and emit a tone. Only three buttons (Vol Up, Vol Down, and Channel Up {after you reached 13 the TV would go back to 2}). When the linkage from button to hammer broke then you got your kid to change the channel. lol

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    I saw a documentary on tv that showed the original remotes were actually teradactyls, and when you pressed them, they would fly over and change the channel or whatever. or maybe i was watching flintstones.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    There’s probably plenty of wear and tear on all those old remotes.

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  7. Gameguy49
    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    The mute button wears out on our remote because we don’t listen to commercials. That’s when I do a buttonectomy and replace the mute button with a button we don’t use.

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    the challenge is to find hidden cable package channels in the more complex, involved functions of those remotes. believe it or not, it can often be done.

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    libbydog  almost 13 years ago

    I’d throw it away if only I could FIND it!

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    codedaddy  almost 13 years ago

    The latest remote made the end table vanish!

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