I wouldn’t quite agree. A fortune cookie usually means you just had a nice dinner, possible out with friends or family. Hopefully having a good time. I wouldn’t take advice from a fortune cookie of course, but at least that brings to mind the above benefits, rather than a horoscope, which makes me think of sitting around in one’s jammies, home and alone, asking your twenty cats why no one loves you.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Standoff.
YippiKiAyMofo over 8 years ago
Time to consult ye olde Magic 8-Ball.
YokohamaMama over 8 years ago
But they are both correct this time.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you were smart, you never would have trusted either of them at any time.
Knightman Premium Member over 8 years ago
TILT!!!!!!!!!
richardj over 8 years ago
Better go with extispicy. Fetch the entrails!
KEA over 8 years ago
the way to what?
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
That’s why I hate to read…
Jeff0811 over 8 years ago
I wouldn’t quite agree. A fortune cookie usually means you just had a nice dinner, possible out with friends or family. Hopefully having a good time. I wouldn’t take advice from a fortune cookie of course, but at least that brings to mind the above benefits, rather than a horoscope, which makes me think of sitting around in one’s jammies, home and alone, asking your twenty cats why no one loves you.