The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 20, 2019

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Piss on Confucius.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And he didn’t have a long line behind him waiting to go while he was going.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Point, Eno.

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    ….and Confucius never experienced the WOMEN’S toilet line!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    since ol’ Confusion grew up in China, he was more of a soccer than a baseball guy—-but that didn’t mean

    there wasn’t a long line at the Chinese Soccer League outhouses in 400 BC

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    Popcorn   over 5 years ago

    Well played Eno. ; }

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    …after eating the chili cheese fries.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Confucius says stop eating double stuff orioles.

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    micromos  over 5 years ago

    Confucius was confusing.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve got to slow down on eating donuts so I won’t have to stop!

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    I was at a concert once and people were using the sinks!

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    skippygddss  over 5 years ago

    Read on a dart machine that randomly showed quotes. “Confucius say you spend too much time reading stupid (stuff) like this” (edited for content)

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    If they built the stadium within the last 20 years, the owners understood a bathroom line eats into profitability; long lines there mean short lines at the concessions.

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