The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 26, 2019

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    allen@home  about 5 years ago

    If you hadn’t erase all the other calls. You would have a lot to choose from.

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    I see he’s one of those “When life gives you lemons…” type people.

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    AtariDragon  about 5 years ago

    No heartbreak wasted on her!

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    micromos  about 5 years ago

    Blow a whistle into the phone!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I wonder if that works? I doubt it. But I suppose it is worth a try.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Dial #0 or *0. The dialbot will hang up and note that they disconnected from you. You will get a lot fewer calls.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Or you could record that angry woman from the L. L. Bean slipper commercials…

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    He knew those calls would come in handy.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Yeah, Eno should stop harassing the nice young secretary at Dumb Bells Gym.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Eno might have better luck with the telmarketer.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    my dates didn’t call – they just obtained pre-emptive restraining orders…

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    RetFor  about 5 years ago

    “My date for tomorrow left it on the answering machine last night…

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    North Carolina’s attorney general, Josh Stein, recently posted a voicemail greeting citizens could use to threaten robocallers for violating state statute:

    https://ncdoj.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/voicemail.m4a

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