Just think of this as resistance training. What’s the point of shutting out external distractions if there are no distractions to shut out? Eventually, you should be able to meditate on a battlefield.
Eno should seek pohoda instead of nirvana. They’re basically the same thing, but you obtain pohoda not through meditation or fiddling with beads or ascetic practices but by drinking just the right amount of beer. Since the quest for pohoda is a Czech practice, the various schools differ mainly as to the optimal beverage (Pilsner Urquell, Czechvar, Chodské pivo, etc., with some mavericks of dubious national loyalty favoring Golden Pheasant).
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Om my.
j_m_kuehl about 1 year ago
Ohmmmmm No
win.45mag about 1 year ago
eno will NEVER be at peace- without a beer in his hand
Zykoic about 1 year ago
The curse of Buddha upon you!
silberdistel about 1 year ago
:-D great!
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just think of this as resistance training. What’s the point of shutting out external distractions if there are no distractions to shut out? Eventually, you should be able to meditate on a battlefield.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
It takes a special sort of spirituality to meditate in a barracks. …and a bayonet.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Buddha taught that violence begets violence, so hit him hard enough he doesn’t get up.
FassEddie about 1 year ago
Those two defy logic. And gravity.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
In the name of Evander Holyfield..
phileaux about 1 year ago
As a coworker says “I’m a devout atheist and militant pacifist”
oakie817 about 1 year ago
oh the irony
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Fine. You can try calling for Fang when you can’t get up. burp. :)
prrdh about 1 year ago
Eno should seek pohoda instead of nirvana. They’re basically the same thing, but you obtain pohoda not through meditation or fiddling with beads or ascetic practices but by drinking just the right amount of beer. Since the quest for pohoda is a Czech practice, the various schools differ mainly as to the optimal beverage (Pilsner Urquell, Czechvar, Chodské pivo, etc., with some mavericks of dubious national loyalty favoring Golden Pheasant).
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He can’t no peace or piece.