Cannibal! I’m afraid this will come between us!
With a side of mashed potatoes…
He should put his angry eyes on.
Oddly enough, I once had a date say the same thing!
She’s a vegetarian, he’s a humanitarian?
Funny, I always like it when a lady likes to nibble on me.
zounds??!!!
hey, … the “lady” just wants to order for herself
And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
She should have a little empathy here and maybe just have zucchini strips instead. A relationship where they don’t see eye to eyes is half-baked, anyway.
chasm_b said, And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Or tater tots!
Nicholson Baker, Fiction, “Subsoil,” The New Yorker, June 27, 1994, p. 67 Short Horror Story http://preview.tinyurl.com/nryumu
October 30, 2015
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Cannibal! I’m afraid this will come between us!
margueritem over 15 years ago
With a side of mashed potatoes…
carmy over 15 years ago
He should put his angry eyes on.
zero over 15 years ago
Oddly enough, I once had a date say the same thing!
Nebulous Premium Member over 15 years ago
She’s a vegetarian, he’s a humanitarian?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Funny, I always like it when a lady likes to nibble on me.
midiranger over 15 years ago
zounds??!!!
bald over 15 years ago
hey, … the “lady” just wants to order for herself
ChazNCenTex over 15 years ago
And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Ushindi over 15 years ago
She should have a little empathy here and maybe just have zucchini strips instead. A relationship where they don’t see eye to eyes is half-baked, anyway.
Khard12 over 15 years ago
chasm_b said, And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Or tater tots!
D-i-c-e-R over 15 years ago
Nicholson Baker, Fiction, “Subsoil,” The New Yorker, June 27, 1994, p. 67 Short Horror Story http://preview.tinyurl.com/nryumu