Cannibal! I’m afraid this will come between us!
With a side of mashed potatoes…
He should put his angry eyes on.
Oddly enough, I once had a date say the same thing!
She’s a vegetarian, he’s a humanitarian?
Funny, I always like it when a lady likes to nibble on me.
zounds??!!!
hey, … the “lady” just wants to order for herself
And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
She should have a little empathy here and maybe just have zucchini strips instead. A relationship where they don’t see eye to eyes is half-baked, anyway.
chasm_b said, And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Or tater tots!
Nicholson Baker, Fiction, “Subsoil,” The New Yorker, June 27, 1994, p. 67 Short Horror Story http://preview.tinyurl.com/nryumu
October 30, 2015
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
Cannibal! I’m afraid this will come between us!
margueritem about 15 years ago
With a side of mashed potatoes…
carmy about 15 years ago
He should put his angry eyes on.
zero about 15 years ago
Oddly enough, I once had a date say the same thing!
Nebulous Premium Member about 15 years ago
She’s a vegetarian, he’s a humanitarian?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Funny, I always like it when a lady likes to nibble on me.
midiranger about 15 years ago
zounds??!!!
bald about 15 years ago
hey, … the “lady” just wants to order for herself
ChazNCenTex about 15 years ago
And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Ushindi about 15 years ago
She should have a little empathy here and maybe just have zucchini strips instead. A relationship where they don’t see eye to eyes is half-baked, anyway.
Khard12 about 15 years ago
chasm_b said, And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).
Or tater tots!
D-i-c-e-R about 15 years ago
Nicholson Baker, Fiction, “Subsoil,” The New Yorker, June 27, 1994, p. 67 Short Horror Story http://preview.tinyurl.com/nryumu