Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 12, 2010

Antidote at Pibgorn today (“turnabout is fair play”). –Though one must admit that the lady here is rather outstanding.

SISYPHOS Made me look. I was already thinking “I’m up here”

Tyeh od satnd uot. Can’t concentrate while looking at other things.

A reverse from gorF esualppA as well or was that the reverse? Oh, right he said my eyes are up here.

God gave men hands for a reason.

He’s getting her goat, I kid you not!

I just use my handy-dandy Bambleweeny Fifty-Seven Sub-Meson Brain hooked up to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer.

You know why men can’t look a woman in the eyes? It’s because breasts don’t have eyes

How do you make a few pounds of adipose tissue on a woman appealing to a man?

Put a nipple on the end of it and hide it behind a bra.

Far too true, Runar. Far too true.

In my case it is more like: “Can’t she dress a little more decent? This is NOT fair!”