Interview with a pirate:Reporter: Tell me, how did you loose your hand?Pirate: I was in a fierce battle and mi hand was cut clean off.Reporter: And how about your eye? How did you loose it? In the same battle?Pirate: No. A seagull pooped in mi eye.Reporter: So you’re telling me you lost your eye to seagull poop?Pirate: Well, to tell the truth, it was the first day I had the hook.
If pirates seek popularity during football season, a Big Foam “We’re Number One” Hand is indeed better than a hook; but be sure to sit on the correct side of the stadium (in this case, the blue-team side)….
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
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MachalaMan about 8 years ago
Interview with a pirate:Reporter: Tell me, how did you loose your hand?Pirate: I was in a fierce battle and mi hand was cut clean off.Reporter: And how about your eye? How did you loose it? In the same battle?Pirate: No. A seagull pooped in mi eye.Reporter: So you’re telling me you lost your eye to seagull poop?Pirate: Well, to tell the truth, it was the first day I had the hook.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
If pirates seek popularity during football season, a Big Foam “We’re Number One” Hand is indeed better than a hook; but be sure to sit on the correct side of the stadium (in this case, the blue-team side)….