Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 16, 2017

I’ve used “Peter Parker eats flies” as a quick, one-liner for many years.

LOL!

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

So you can get squashed under foot too.

He’ll expect you to bite his head off after mating.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me, except that a well-mannered spider really must use a knife and fork!