Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 17, 2019

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    The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago

    …and all they ever say is ‘Just a little off the top.’

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    It’s the same every day. Hard to get ahead.

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    joyridehawk  about 5 years ago

    So in this station would “axing” him be allowed?

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    “At least there’s less sobbing and pleading once I get home.”

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    lawrence.anderson  about 5 years ago

    He did not ask where the meat came from…

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    How’s your day? Heck, I’ve never even seen your face!

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    Gerard:D  about 5 years ago

    Hmm…He feeds through his hood’s eyes holes?

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    “So, how was your day?”

    “Sigh, all I ever meet are basket cases…”

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    Must be, he’s a barber, since he takes it all off the top.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Well, don’t lose your head over it!

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