Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 20, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Vlad? Vladimir Putin? Is that really you? Who does your makeup?”

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    jdthird  about 5 years ago

    Me Too movement got him – no more impaling people against their will…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Vlad the Impaler (of what is now Romania) didn’t bite people on the neck, he planted sharpened poles in the ground and impales prisoner on them, tens of thousands of them died a painful, slow death. However, he WAS known to dring their blood as well.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like HR material.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Vlad III Țepeș the Impaler, called Vlad Dracula, sometime Voivode of Wallachia, fought against numerous familial, dynastic, and foreign foes, not least the Ottomans, and did indeed impale some of his enemies. But, alas, he was not a vampire….

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    “Plus, I was Employee of the Month.”

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