If she did throw kryptonite into the wash, then she’s apparently stumbled onto a previously unknown method he can use to protect himself against the debilitating effects of kryptonite radiation — simple laundry detergent and water.
“No, Genius, I washed it with your green socks.” (And don’t tell me Superman doesn’t wear green socks, unless you have x-ray vision and can see what he’s wearing on his feet inside the red boots.)
So, suspecting that the suit was somehow impregnated with kryptonite, he (1) put it on anyway, and (2) didn’t happen to notice that it didn’t weaken him or have any other ill effects? Supes, you’re not running on all cylinders today, are you?
SHIVA about 5 years ago
So that means he won’t have the strength to do much around the house!!!!?!
Casey Jones about 5 years ago
love the bat calendar!
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
Lex Luthor Liquid Laundry Detergent.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Horse … head … bookends!
exness Premium Member about 5 years ago
I have a pair of Guinea fowl named Lois and Clark.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t he be dead, then?
Gonzojr about 5 years ago
But it’s the only way to take super dirt out of your super clothes Thanks God you use your underware over the tights
germanvisitor about 5 years ago
How do yo wash a suit accidentally in kryptonite?
jmcenanly about 5 years ago
The rarest of elements, yet almost everyone seems to have a sample.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
And he is now a strong as Batman.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Green is definitely not your color, Superguy….
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
Considering the bat-calendar I’m guessing that she having an affair and is trying to get rid of him.
paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago
If she did throw kryptonite into the wash, then she’s apparently stumbled onto a previously unknown method he can use to protect himself against the debilitating effects of kryptonite radiation — simple laundry detergent and water.
paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago
“No, Genius, I washed it with your green socks.” (And don’t tell me Superman doesn’t wear green socks, unless you have x-ray vision and can see what he’s wearing on his feet inside the red boots.)
paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago
So, suspecting that the suit was somehow impregnated with kryptonite, he (1) put it on anyway, and (2) didn’t happen to notice that it didn’t weaken him or have any other ill effects? Supes, you’re not running on all cylinders today, are you?