Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 03, 2020

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    mnptl  almost 5 years ago

    Finally!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    That is going to require an inhaler.

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    Bex Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    With a neck that small, his trachea would be no wider than a needle. That might be the problem.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    “Fine. But, I really need something for my anger management issues.”

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Doc can prescribe it but he can’t force him to use it.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    It only wheezes when it is damaged. He wears an implanted version of an iron lung.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Does he know how many obscene phone calls Darth Vader had to make before he perfected that heavy breathing technique?

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    From an episode of The Odd Couple: I’m reminded of Felix Unger (Tony Randall) inadvertently insulting Howard Cosell by offering the use of his inhalator to clear his sinuses and cure his nasal twang.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you, Doctor. The Force be with with your mangled hide….

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Someone needs to give him a neck transplant; then maybe he’d get more air into his lungs!

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    All it would take is a couple of strokes of a Sharpie!!

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