Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 12, 2021

I think he’s still faster than some of them of them.

Umm I lost my appetite…..

Let me take it back and exchange it for a warm one…

He’ll throw in some cloth napkins – just let him tear some off first..

It’s gazpacho. Doesn’t matter if it is cold.

He does better during the graveyard shift.

I guess that am only going to get a 10% tip………

Of course, they’re not sandwiches. They’re wraps.

I’d have come sooner but I just got my two legs unwrapped from each other a block ago.

This is the “DeadDash” guy; the DoorDash guy is in the bag.

It’s a struggle, lady, when I have to drag my unravelling left leg along like a deadweight anchor!