Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 02, 2022

In your case it would be a build sheet.

His birth certificate is kind of like the title for Johnny Cash’s Cadillac, it takes up several pages.

They are in the binder over there.

I’ve saved all the receipts from Home Depot, Auto Zone and Amazon.

Death certificate?

“Several!!!”

We have several pics of your origin,pick one….

“No, just this Electric Bill…”

A successful grave robber may need to forge the occasional death certificate. They can come up with something. He is a doctor.

Good monsters aren’t born, they’re made.

Time to cut and paste. :)

Actually, my prized assemblage, that could be an issue, since you in fact have 32 birth certificates, so to speak!

Time to sit down with the monster and have the talk about the facts of his life.