Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 07, 2023

If I only had a brain!!!

Aaaaacckk!

[FLASH!]

“Fire in eyes baaaad!”

Let’s face it Dr. Frankenstein, that frontal lobotomy didn’t do the job…

Dumbphone.

He almost got the duck lips right. :)

Considering the technology used to build him (vintage 1930s, presumably, therefore not a computer chip or even a transistor to be had), his mistake is understandable.

Darn! Poor Monster1 All those expressive “takes,” and it’s an old-style landline phone? Too cruel. No wonder he went wrong on the world….