Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 24, 2023

Now he’ll have to gum his victims to death!!!

Here, you can use my straw.

You can always get implants!!!

Floss? What’s this floss you speak of?

Dental implants are all the rage now…

he’ll be using a vampire straw.

He’ll starve!!!!!!!!!! The rats are waiting . . . :)

He must have had a terrible case of gingi-bite-is.

Why’s he need to floss, he’s on a liquid diet! He should be able to just rinse after.

He’s obviously been scammed — kind of like the elaborate con games the team on Mission: Impossible used to run on the bad guys. That was no dentist, it was Van Helsing in disguise!

A vampire without his canines?! This is not just undignified, it’s UnLife-threatening!