Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 30, 2023

Once a month like clockwork, with or without the ouija board

I once played the Ouija board with my high school GF back in the 60’s. Someone suggested to ask it if we were going to get married. Answer came back as “NO!!” And that’s how it went down!!

Lock her up!!!

Monopoly!? And be turned into a CEO? That’s worse!

I have a brother-in-law that turns into a demon when we played Monopoly.

As kids, we played with the Ouija board….until one time we all got spooked by its answers…..threw it out….

Okay honey, I’ll call for the old priest and the young priest.. again.

what is that grey blob in the right hand corner ?

But then she might get repossessed by Bill Gates

My dad and I played around with one of those decades ago. We figured out that we were unconsciously moving the planchet. If we had no idea what the answer to our question might be, the planchet just moved in a circle. I’m a bit dyslexic and when the planchet made a spelling mistake that I was known to make, that was proof enough. Kinda lost interest after that.

Same thing.

Why don’t you take her outside and get some exorcise?

The evil Asparagus Demon…

There’s demonic possession, and here’s demonic re-possession. And all that oobleck! Some families have all the luck!