Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 27, 2023

Lady, that’s an understatement!!!

Just like the rest of him.

I’ve got thousands of years to practice!!!

I am funny arent I.

Wish I could just get rid of the dusty rags…er…gauze

“How dry is he?” So dry that after having a martini he leaves dust in the urinal!

“Do you know any Dad Jokes?”

“No, only Mummy Jokes…”

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Then he made her skin crawl.

Sometimes it’s a curse. :)

How about this, I love Egypt, cause that’s where mummy comes from…

So is everything else about him, my dear….