Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 22, 2023

Wash your hands after flinging poo!

And the nagging begins!!!

Trying to change him already? LOL

He already forgave you for those. Move on.

The platonic thing almost worked until she was carrying Tarzan’s child.

Turns out she wasn’t the gorilla his dreams….

Yeah, I remember when my then-girlfriend-now-wife had this chat with me…

Sometimes the poo gets stuck, and he becomes Cling Kong.

Later she’ll talk to him about leaving all those banana peels around. :)

Who is she, he wonders…

wait, she’s got b.o. and flings poo…?

Even before they are married, she is trying to change him!

If what you see is not what you want to see, look elsewhere!