Emmy Lou by Marty Links for November 28, 2022

Or flat out lying

Lemme tell you, Emmy Lou, he’s kidding—mostly himself . .

A convertible and fur coat were on Eartha Kitt’s list. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdRWGMyeSYY

How can he buy anything if he can’t even buy a decent car, or food for that matter.

Unfortunately, like many teen-age boys Alvin might have really pictured then-starlet (1962) Jayne Mansfield wearing the mink in that convertible. (As a later song lyric went, “If you can’t be with the one you love / Love the one you’re with …”)

Forget Alvin…………..

Only girls get to write their name on the wall at that shake joint? And they all have the same handwriting?

Then you must be the only one.