Endtown by Aaron Neathery for November 07, 2012

Definitely a poker face.

A picture of a dog playing cards! So cute! A classic!

See, I told you AN was coming up with some real doozies.Next for a good laugh as well as introduction to the low life of Endtown. Snark, snark.Blessed Be.

Hoe come she didn’t smach and smooch HIM for smoking? Blessed Be

And up on the wall—is that a painting of humans playing cards?

It’s obvious Linda isn’t happy.

She told Ernie never to show his face around there again. So he obliged.

He was herd but not seen.

Better than being herd on the street.

To get back in, he’d knock three times and ask for Maw.

9 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers, too.

“Hey Linda, I’m crushing your head…”

“why should he get to smoke a ciggie in a holder.”Yes, it’s a filter habit.

Today’s title: “Steak and chips”.

They don’t want to deal Maw in for a couple of hooves of poker.

She’s probably a cud sharp.

Linda totally ignored by them. Well has Marx changed from cigar to fancy cigarette holder and Virginia Slims? Or is this the EVIL twin brother of Arron Marx? Warren Marx.Took after his mother in looks department. Arron all goody goody two shoes about Endtown. Warren likes the wild seedy side of Endtown. Warren is probably upset as his bro is getting seriously laid right now by a hottie and he is stuck playing poker with dogs. I will bet he sweet talks Ms. Bovine about paying the rent. Maybe even work it out mutually. Warren may like koala’s too. It may run in the Marx family he just hasn’t noticed her yet.

Ernie says afterwards “Go Fish!”

Maybe Warren likes Larger Women.

Linda’s look.“Well this sucks.”

Ernie’s only “tell” is if you can see his tail wagging.

“How come she didn’t smach and smooch HIM for smoking?”

He’s not her son.

If he loathes playing poker with Ernie, why IS he playing poker with Ernie?

Let me guess: the human was a dog before he mutated?

now THAT’S a good spin on the dogs playing poker joke.

As a fan of furry stories, I’m actually surprised and happy to see a human face!

I know who the human is now. He is the son of Fearless Leader who worked with Boris and Natasha to get stupid moose and squirrel. He must have lost his dad’s monocle in a card game. It looks like he has the same face scar. I wonder where Mr. Peabody is? Peabody was a short hair unless he went all hippie and changed his name to Ernie. I just love the expression on the one in panel one. Sitting on those books just to be level to play. He has a concerned look at the human. He must not loose well.

And she is not crushing Linda’s head. She is stunting her growth further.

Or never mutated but infected in a different way.It is his eyes. One looks different.

But the one thing no one noticied. Not one single person noticed it and it as plain as your nose in the mirror.WHO PLAYS POKER WITH FOUR CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!All three have four cards each. Not one is on the table for a draw. It might be interesting to try it that way. Just never seen it done with 4 cards on the deal.

To TSOJI read your response to Norwall comment from yesterday. I can completely agree with you. Linda has no combat skills. She probably has the basic training everyone probably goes through. That is why I think they put her and Doug out there in Flask’s path on purpose.They were expendable. Doug 17 Linda receptionist. And I believe they were put there not just wandering in. The Topsiders had to convince Flask it was real so they had to use guards just not good ones to waste on a dummy rocket. It was more Mutts than anything and that should have alerted Flask but we know why she fell for it. Linda had some skill due to her age would make her better than Doug. Probably more time refresher training. Basic arms skills. Firing Range.You never send good soldiers out to die needlessly. It has been a rule of war for a long time. Romans used the new recruits as front line in their battles. The veterans behind to keep the recruits from running away. They learned the hard way. Fight and die, or just die but maybe with some skill you can make it. Now you are earning the path to veteran status. If I knew some one like Flask was out there trying to get into a secure facility I am not going to put my best fighters out there. I would use new ones keeping the best back for when they got in closer. Its terrible to do to new guys but hell they made new guys walk point in Nam. I actually perfered point because they usually fired behind the point man to get command troops following the point. When I got to Nam I had to fire back when the base was attacked using more exposed positions till I earned the rights to better protected ones.

That guy looks so familiar. I can’t wait to see if he is a “good guy” or “bad guy”.Or maybe this is just a cameo. With Endtown, ya never know!

LoL@ Doc Jenner…..

Maybe he is allowed because he doesn’t drop ash everywhere.

“Then how come it’s smokin’ huh?”Optical illusion. Trick of the light. Very subtle stuff.

“WHO PLAYS POKER WITH FOUR CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!”Mutated deck. Only has 16 cards, total. Makes for a very frustrating game.

5th card a secret to all? Or a hand is 4 cards, 5 digits a hand, 4 digits on a furry paw?

Linda probably went from eye candy to gum wrapper.

That’s a cigarette, not a cigar. and its obviously not her brand.