Endtown by Aaron Neathery for May 08, 2015

Poor, poor Wally. Has a noticeable killcount, even if they’re all accidental.

I’m just glad to see that Wally won’t be needing that eye patch. I think its time for a certain former waitress to convince him that its time to be making his exit.

Those “cat-like” reflexes paid off again. ;-)

Phil, brought down by the crowd, and gravity is done, he will beat Chic no more, or a hasty exit as the fire approaches.With Phil’s blood inching toward Wally’s feet only one thing comes to mind..Time…. To…. RUN!

Looks like that broken bottle bottom struck something vital.

Or more accurately, was struck by something vital. But the result was the same either way.

Drama at its finest – and no words necessary..

The winnah! And new champeen!

Ok, from Milk Trial to Beer Bottle Murder Trial. Wally’s going to be on ice for a VERY long time.

Is that enough to keep them from falling on Wally en-mass. .When they find out about the eggs and the fire. .Will that be enough to shock them to there senses or drive them deeper into there hysteria.

RUN!!!!

Its not Wally’s fault, but will the crowd (mob) think that?

So…they wanted blood, and they got it; getting it was the only thing that stopped their rioting. But it wasn’t the blood they expected or wanted; only the blood of the real story.

So, when is Wally going to follow up on his threat to make Phil bleed?

Between the fight’s ending, the fire and the nursery, things are about to go Ferguson real soon…this would be a VERY good time for Wally to shake it off and follow Holly out of there.

Meh.. I kind of wanted him to live with the shame.

That final panel…shiver

so maybe the dittoes will come to the rescue and make them invisible so they can escape???

The expression of agony on Phil’s face actually makes me feel sorry for him.

And not it’s time for 80s One-liners: “He was a real pain in the glass.” “He got the point.” “Now he’s a glass lizard.” “He’s going to need a very big set of tweezers.”

Wow. This a picture is saying more than a 1,000 words.I hope Wally can snap out of his shock at how it ended.His feelings of guilt loom large for him, even when he is the victim.The evil ones have no empathy or compassion, it’s the good ones who feel guilty about things even beyond their control.

If I may go totally off topic, I just passed my class A Commercial Driver’s License road test. I will now be a truck driver. If all goes well, I will be leaving for Dallas TX for driver training with my new employer (Schneider Trucking) on Sunday.

Time for Wally and Holly to exit stage left!

Now, Phil… I distinctly remember you being told not to leave too much blood on the mat.So much for conserving water.

Has anyone else noticed a lot of the crowd seems to be looking UP?

Truck driving today compared to forty years ago:50% population, twice the number of vehicles, same number of road miles.….and road rage.

They seem to be in shock that a non lizard beat one of them.

He should do what Danny Glover did in Predator 2. Stare down the crowd and ask; “Who’s next?”

Told you all that glass would kill him.Cut the spine…..shoulder blade, neck area…..death will be quick. You will only feel the prick.NOW if Phil gets up and joins Jim in a ghoulish rampage…….but then again waste not want not says the mob………..MEAT IS ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!FEEDING FRENZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now what?

They will blame you. Thousands of witnesses and still they will blame you. Because the alternative is blaming themselves. They will blame you without hesitation.

Cue the shout of “FIRE!” or “THE BABIES ARE ALL DEAD” and mass panic.(Though that is a lot of blood if it’s only just happened… Has he been laying there bleeding out while everyone stares in shock?)

RUN WALLY, RUN!!!!!

Thanks one and all. I love driving and unlike engineers, there is a strong need for truck drivers. After spending two years trying ti find work in my old profession, I was shocked when my first application led to an interview which actually started off as a job offer. That, my friends is what a REAL labor shortage looks like.

As they would say in that famous video game: “FATALITY”

“Ouchie!”

Definitely a case of No deposit, no return (unless you’re into lizard zombies).