He never figured out those dang computers. He’s still working on DNA. Got cats right and then screwed up bad and made people. It’s mortifying. Thor’s laughing his butt off about it. He should have stopped with monkeys. Turns out he likes monkeys. They’re funny, and they throw less poo than people. But the others are always making fun of him, anyway, what with the audacity to call himself GOD, as in THE god, the upstart. .And those rules weren’t even original. Just the same old obvious stuff. I bet Moses was pissed. Trekked all the way up there and down, only to have been given a bunch of shopworn commandments anyone could have picked up cheap in Assyria three hundred years earlier. No THY SHALL NOT TYPE EMAILS IN ALL CAPS. Or, THY SHALL NOT USE THY PET’S NAME FOR YOUR PASSWORD. Useful stuff. I mean, if Godman has to actually TELL you not to kill people, it’s not like there’s much chance you of not doing it.
He never figured out those dang computers. He’s still working on DNA. Got cats right and then screwed up bad and made people. It’s mortifying. Thor’s laughing his butt off about it. He should have stopped with monkeys. Turns out he likes monkeys. They’re funny, and they throw less poo than people. But the others are always making fun of him, anyway, what with the audacity to call himself GOD, as in THE god, the upstart. .And those rules weren’t even original. Just the same old obvious stuff. I bet Moses was pissed. Trekked all the way up there and down, only to have been given a bunch of shopworn commandments anyone could have picked up cheap in Assyria three hundred years earlier. No THY SHALL NOT TYPE EMAILS IN ALL CAPS. Or, THY SHALL NOT USE THY PET’S NAME FOR YOUR PASSWORD. Useful stuff. I mean, if Godman has to actually TELL you not to kill people, it’s not like there’s much chance you of not doing it.