Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 13, 2016

Dear USA,YOU ARE FIRED!signedTRUMP LLC.

Or maybe his next rant will be, “I’m tired of playing this game. I quit!”

Company was bought. Got an email about a one on one meeting with boss. Started packing and putting stuff in car. I laffed when they canned me. I hated the job anyway.

Merger, she wrote.

So true!