Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for April 02, 2021

Will it do any good?

“About your $1.00 fee, …”

Only $1. Is that per minute or per hour? I’m a cranky old man and I’ll need at least 45 minutes

*Not that I’ll really be listening to you anyway.

Hmmm! $1.00 to verbally complain? That’s a bargain from having to lodge a complaint on paper…I hate all that ranting

Lucy did it better.

What will $20 get me?

A pay before you complain.. a put up or shut up thing.

Henry FordII said, “Never complain, never explain.”

A bargain at half the price!

Great idea, I think I’ll open one. (The fine print will explain, I just listen to complaints, not that I actually can DO anything about them.)