Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 03, 2021

That should work great

Last time, they even took the dog.

Remember that next time Franklin Graham comes calling.

Turn about is FAIR play.

I get the sentiment, but tbh, a couple of big guard DOGs might be more prudent.

OMD! not again!

Even more apt without the caption.

For some of us who are dyslexic a first reading of the sign says “beware of dog”.

Seems fair enough.. the week before you robbed the poor with that collection plate gag thing you do.

Does that mean that God robbed them?

The agnostic dyslexic insomniac laid awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

And the two dyslexic sailors who spent their shore leave in a warehouse.

Pay back! The church robs people every Sunday!

“God helps those who help themselves.” The thieves were just helping themselves.

Pretty sure, for all you negative commentors, that the collection plate is voluntary. But I do understand why you’re upset. Surely the church gets it’s utilities for free, someone mows the grass for free, and the Pastor is working gratis. Why would they need money?

The fear of things unseen, unexplained, and unknown is the natural seed of what man constructed and he called it religion.