Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 29, 2022

Insurance salesman.

Even there I’d get calls about Medicare and car warranty scams !

The warranty on your lunar module is about to expire.

Some potential for an eager Lunar Brush franchise. It’s getting crowded up there.

It would be better if it said “NO CAMPAIGNING.”

And he was going to try to sell them on one used planet …

…but I came all this way….

Welcome to Yourbutt. We wanted the other name but it was already taken.

There’s no longer a market for crater-to-crater salesmen.

Smart aliens. (Someone had to put up the sign, right?)

Bad luck for Jehovah’s witnesses