Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 04, 2023

But Mooommm, I’m scared!

Can you sing “(A Few of) My Favorite Things”?

Uh oh, this is me. I am a ceraunophobe. The sound of thunder terrifies me. If I were a dog, I’d cower in the corner of the bathroom with fur falling out.

Put on your Thunder Shirt and crawl under the couch.

By the looks at the chart, business is way down…Bentley, get back to work, you sniveling wuss!

Bentley is hiding because of the chart not the storm.

Bently has been taking dog lessons, or else his wife has been treating him like a dog.

But the roof in my room leaks!

But Mommm.

As the Head of Legal, Bently is adept at covering his a$$!

Any port in the storm.