Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 24, 2023

Might have better luck. I did say might.

Can I pull that lever?

It’s a business that we never saw Wile E. Coyote use in Road Runner cartoons.

Not even the trashy babes are attracted by the garbage truck.

Dumpster Diving for women again?

No sh!t Sherlock!

He thought the scented tree(s) hanging from his exterior rear view mirror would be irresistible. The eight track player with The Best Of The Beach Boys would surely be a clincher.

How could any woman refuse these two?

They’re always trash talking the girls…

They only attract the trashy ones with that one.

With all the money you guys make you should take your Rolls…

Try a bright white sports car Jerry! (this comment is for Canadians)

Any girl that could get within 10 feet of your ride without throwing up just may be the one you were meant to be with

No car, no matter how snazzy, is going to cancel out their stupidity.