Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 21, 2023

How about: sink or swim?

How about i split this chunk of ice in two. You go your way i’ll go mine.

Easy. Paddle to land, mate with grizzly bears and keep your DNA relevant. Hey, it worked for Neanderthals. People of European descent have the highest percentage of Neanderthal DNA.

How did they get into this situation in the first place? (They’re only just now thinking they need to do something about their situation?)

Too late for a plan. Just go with the floe.

It’s too late for a plan when you are down to your last ice floe.

Stay close to shore.

No worries. The poorly educated among us, the people who have never been right about anything, are all screaming that global warming is a hoax.Surely they are correct.

Let’s take this down to Washington, we can join the polar bear club.

Polar bears are excellent, powerful swimmers. The shore is visible in the background. The bears could easily swim there. The plan…swim for it.

They’d love to get to higher ground, but they can’t reach the mountain to climate.

They can swim just fine.

Yeah, let’s swim and bear it…

“Just let your love floe…”