Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 29, 2023

An alternate interpretation of the KISS principle

If you really want to get ahead, Flemming. You need to be kissing somewhere else.

Your shoe tasts terrible.

Flemming had to think quickly when he got caught sneaking out of the office early.

Let me guess. Kevin McCarthy no no it’s Lindsay Graham…

Well, at least he’s not a kiss a$$……

I’ll kiss em but don’t ever ask me to lick your boots! I draw the line….

He will be able to move up in management as soon as he’s able to acquire a brown nose.

A little higher and to your left.

Hia ability to do YOGA???

Toe-dy.