Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for April 14, 2024

I’m just a chewin’ my cud.

“Hamburger Patty”

The mom cow is busy telling the young calf’s it’s Pasture your bed time.

Resume? Does it read “80\20% fat ratio”?

Then they can get good salaries and buy a Cattlelac.

Um, I think they fooled you on that “applying for promotion” thing. That is not where all those other cows went.

This is udder ridiculous.

I’m not sure it’s going to improve your status for T-bone and sirloin use

The Scuttlebutt along the Stanchions is the new guy has really cold hands. And they’re getting cheap with the Bag Balm.

I often felt like the Manure Deflector …