Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for October 18, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

    From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Welcome To The Sarcasm Puddle

    I am cleaning up outside our grocery store after some rain. I see a woman fall in a puddle, and I rush over to her.

    Me: “Are you okay? Do you want some help up?”

    She angrily slaps my hand away as I reach out to help.

    Customer: “NO! I WANT TO SIT HERE ALL F****** DAY!”

    Before I can stop myself, I say:

    Me: “Okay, let me know when you’re ready to get up.”

    And I walked away!

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    Dkram  about 1 year ago

    Well, they load the gun, and it’s so hard not to fire it.

    \\//_

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