F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 30, 2012

Billy Joel he ain’t (DON’T sing us a song, you’re NOT the piano man).

don’t quit your day job…

what? this IS your day job?

I hate music in restaurants. What’s wrong with conversation and the background hum of others talking?

Looks like they went to the wrong place.

Boron music is almost always in a major key, no matter how sad the words are.

i love music in the background. much better than the noise of gabbing and talking. could do without the singing though.

The depressed people at the table are the English Literature and Sociology majors.

Here’s a little song I wrote; you might want to sing it note for note.

The words a gigging musician uses most frequently on the job? “Do you want fries with that?”

I dont think that they’re in a resturaunt; it looks like hes in there home