F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 25, 2013

Yeah, but look at all the damage to that car!

So you have to get a new crumple zone. His insurance will cover it hopefully.

I prefer to refer to it as rumplezoneskin.

The man was carrying two dozen eggs under his sweater.

I assume it is not a Smart Car. They are too smart to hit an obese guy.

I think someone needs new glasses…