F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 15, 2014

I’m just barely old enough to remember when labels touted the amount of “energy” in food. Later on they were forced to change it to read “calories”.

^I remember when the list of ingredients for strawberry jam was, strawberry jam.

Ooh! Ooh! Where can I get some?!

Remember when people weren’t stupid?..Yeah. Me, neither.

I’d love to put some ESP on my food. I doubt i would work though.

I seem to recall Peruvian Marching Powder…

So she’s dumping sugar on her steak?Or is that a piece of burnt toast?

daDoctah: Which are really kilocalories – only missed it by a factor of a thousand.

As long as they use a capital “C” it’s a kilocalorie., or as they say now a diet calorie.

She’s pouring ecstacy on her meal.

Bob: The way “diet” and “calorie” are used these days, that would make it an oxymoron.