F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 03, 2018

uh… no thanks; they’d rather watch their sodium intake

You get about that much salt in a can of soup.

Will that be one shovelful or two?

Did the salt come from the street outside?

Must be that new Himalayan salt.

Uh, no thanks. We could, however, use some ice. Got any?

I would assume so.

So if it was pepper …