F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 13, 2018

yet?

I am confident that, pretty soon, this cup will be half empty!

Out of exasperation, someone yelled, “For God sake, say something positive!” at me.

“Proton.”

It was all I could think of.

I’m a positive pessimist. I’m positive things haven’t gotten better.

Cheer up — the worst is yet to come…

I consider myself a realist…sometimes you’re given rotten lemons and you can’t make that lemonade.

I’m positive that this will get go wonderfully bad…