F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 01, 2018

Life (in Game of Thrones and The Hobbit) is like a box of chocolates…

You don’t know the expiration date, so should be eaten quickly.

Actually, the worst that can happen is that you might fall off the edge!

Right next to the Crunchy Frog

I’ve tasted some soft centers I swear are stuffed with dragon liver.

Ah … The Chili Chocolate … nice and fiery.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for thou art crunchy!

I didn’t realize dragon poop looked so much like chocolates.

Ooo, that one is filled with lark’s vomit!

Well, at Professor Slughorn’s parties, they do serve Dragon Balls (or is it Dragon’s Balls? – they’d both be pretty bad…).

I would try that one!

Chocolate dipped Scotch Bonnet ?

That would be the bridge mix