F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 25, 2018

gee. what does a cupcake-flavoured cupcake taste like? raw flour?

Nah…plain white cake.

When I was young, everything tasted exactly the same – and we liked it!

Pilchard flavoured?

Haven’t cupcake shops all gone the way of the video store?

I’d settle for oatmeal that tastes like oats, potato chips that taste like potatoes, or anything that doesn’t taste like pumpkin spice.

Ditto for coffee

I like the print of the capering cupcake on the wall.

I’ll have the Champagne and Caviar please!

Sure is a happy cupcake on the wall. I sure can’t wait to eat its brains.