F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 05, 2018

the manager must be that desperate to get out of the red

Cooking the books. Ur doin it rite.

Executive chef at Arthur Andersen.

I am SO not touching this — it’s WAY too easy!

Maybe flambe would be more effective?

For what recipe?

Who knows what secrets are lost to all time in those paper egg cartons.

For a job like that, use the Vegematic!

Not with the good chef’s knife! The paper will dull it.

Just table it for now.

And then Belushi would use his Samurai sword to “split the bill”.