F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 17, 2019

I don’t even know what item on the menu involves a fish head.

Yuck, there’s lettuce on the burger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-K2DZojWi0

Time to turn around and head for the next junk food place.

I prefer ketchup with my fish head.

They could probably guess mine by now

looks like their algorithm works as good as twits and fakebooks in ‘guessing’ what I like and don’t like in my ads and things of interest – I am always amused (having worked in computer electronics for 2 decades) that people think that something people invented and make and program etc. can somehow figure out by some weird invented algorithm things that we can’t even hope to figure out as humans who made the algorithm

if timmy likes jimmy but not suzy

and suzy likes timmy but not jimmy

and jimmy doesn’t like timmy or suzy

then logic dictates that red is only green on thursdays if purple is yellow on wednesdays

Honestly, I work full time in a fast food restaurant, and we probably could write an algorithm to predict most of our customers orders. People are more predictable than you’d think.

Yeah, but I came here only to use the restroom.