F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 05, 2019

can’t just give him the pink slip?

Well, it’s cheaper than an electronic ankle bracelet!

one step away from branding or lopping off a hand

At least reverse the order so he can read it in the mirror.

“Now hold still while I apply the other stamp that says ‘disgruntled’.”

That’s almost like giving the scarlet letter to someone….

I worked at Smith & Wesson but got fired. Then I went to work at Firestone but got tired of the job.

When someone is fired at my workplace, they send security over to escort them out, even if they didn’t commit any crime. I figure that may be a general policy to prevent the violent reaction a very few have shown, but I’m concerned it might result in more resentment in the long run (if it is violence they’re worried about).

Can’t Carrillo find a better way to draw a beard and mustache? The guy looks like he got hit in the face with a chocolate cake.

You’ll need one that says FRIED for those special employees: Toke it up man!!!

I remember when I was made redundant and given an hour to clear my desk….. I cleared it alright. Anyone need a stapler, hole punch…….

I saw a man get fired at a restaurant the other day, they fired him from a booth in the corner. Whether he was a terrible employee or not they stripped him of his dignity. My son told me they probably were afraid to fire him in there office. I thought, " Oh that’s great put me in the middle." I won’t ever give them my business any more! The middle age man was crying and every thing. Thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

Sure – that will keep him away when he comes back later…

Why don’t you just set his pants on fire as he goes out the door?