F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 23, 2019

“Is the Chickenpox free range?”

“Is your vitiligo gluten free?”

Ooh, the rashdicchio salad looks good.

“I’ll take one order of epidermis, please, broiled”

Don’t order potato skins off of that menu.

Hmm. This squamous cell salad looks just like my left shin.

Meanwhile, the menu is being used in a Dermatology class.

It’s integumentary, my dear Watson

Is this loose skin of Parmesan cheese?

I was thinking we could share the fried pustules appetizer with bunion sauce.

How about some freckled soup.

I saw these while watching Dr. Pimple Popper. I’m not hungry now.

a rasher of stringy bacon

Stuffed derma? Oy!

“Darn! I was going to order either the prosciutto with melon-oma or the ‘s**t on shingles.’”

Not funny. Stop it. I en-cyst.

I’ll have a glass of rosacea, please.

The cauliflower ear looks good