Actually, the glaciers aren’t that old, and even if they were—oh, never mind.
Good news – this is your chance to get back in at the bottom.
Your assets are no longer frozen. This is the bad news.
The crocodiles, alligators and tortoises held pretty steady, but the T-rex, triceratops and brontosaurus hit rock bottom.
“I hear they had a blast…”
Don’t worry, you’ll soon be swimming in liquid dinosaur.
Whoa! You mean the stock market went above 10?
They’re currently fueling the economy…
Great news, my lobe-finned friend! Dinosaurs are literally soaring, and have almost 10,000 species now! Hope you sold all your pterosaur, though…
November 07, 2013
wasabista over 4 years ago
Actually, the glaciers aren’t that old, and even if they were—oh, never mind.
ACK! Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good news – this is your chance to get back in at the bottom.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Your assets are no longer frozen. This is the bad news.
J Short over 4 years ago
The crocodiles, alligators and tortoises held pretty steady, but the T-rex, triceratops and brontosaurus hit rock bottom.
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
“I hear they had a blast…”
Cerabooge over 4 years ago
Don’t worry, you’ll soon be swimming in liquid dinosaur.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Whoa! You mean the stock market went above 10?
comixbomix over 4 years ago
They’re currently fueling the economy…
Guywithnohead over 4 years ago
Great news, my lobe-finned friend! Dinosaurs are literally soaring, and have almost 10,000 species now! Hope you sold all your pterosaur, though…